Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She could not control her pupils.
Knock, knock.
Whose there?
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb who?
Honeycomb your hair!
What is a bunny’s favorite motto?
Don’t frown, be hoppy!
What type of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
A mini van. (Minney)
What dog keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
