What do elves use to make a sandwich?
Short bread!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
……………..
There’s a red house,a white house,and a blue house. If the red house is on the left, and the blue house is on the right, where’s the white house?
In Washington D.C.!
What do you call a vampire pig?
Count Pork-u-la!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know. (Wouldn’t you like to know)
