Once, a poor little mouse fell off the counter and into a glass of soda.
Don’t worry; it was a soft drink!
What kind of sharks don’t eat girls?
Man-eating sharks!
Freddy the Frog went to a fancy resturant; what did he order?
French flies!
What is a frog’s favorite drink?
Croak-a-cola!
Say…what sort of dog can tell the time?
A watch dog!
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunder wear!
