What did the husband bee say to the wife when he got back?
“Honey,I’m home!”
What did the girl name her dollar?
Penny!
Where is the best place to watch TV?
In a remote area!
A hotdog walked into a bar and asked the bartender if he could have a beer.
The bartender said, “No; I don’t serve food here!”
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frost bite!
A female angle and a male angle had a baby. When it was was born they said,
He’s such acute angle!”.