What has a tongue, but no mouth?
A shoe!
“Waiter,waiter, there’s a small fly in my soup.”
“Sorry, shall I get a bigger one?”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma gonna get you if you don’t run quick!
What’s black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
101 dalmations
“Doctor, Doctor! I woke up this morning feeling like a tepee. Later I felt like a wigwam. What is wrong with me?”
“You should lay down and rest. You’re two tents.”
There was a teacher and a naughty student. The teacher said to the student ”Go straight home.”, and the boy answered,
”But Teacher, my house is around a corner!”
