Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund?
To get a long little doggie!
Why are stadiums so cool?
Because they’re full of fans!
Who was the fattest Queen of Egypt?
CleoFATra!
What is a carpenter’s favorite fish?
A Hammerhead Shark!
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana.
Hey, I got to split.
Hey, I got to split.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom, of course!
