Where is the best place to watch TV?
In a remote area!
A hotdog walked into a bar and asked the bartender if he could have a beer.
The bartender said, “No; I don’t serve food here!”
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frost bite!
A female angle and a male angle had a baby. When it was was born they said,
He’s such acute angle!”.
What do you get when you cross a T-rex with
a lemon?
A dino-sour!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes!
