Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma gonna get you if you don’t run quick!
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101 dalmations
“Doctor, Doctor! I woke up this morning feeling like a tepee. Later I felt like a wigwam. What is wrong with me?”
“You should lay down and rest. You’re two tents.”
There was a teacher and a naughty student. The teacher said to the student ”Go straight home.”, and the boy answered,
”But Teacher, my house is around a corner!”
What did the husband bee say to the wife when he got back?
“Honey,I’m home!”
What did the girl name her dollar?
Penny!
