What is a frog’s favorite drink?
Croak-a-cola!
Say…what sort of dog can tell the time?
A watch dog!
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunder wear!
Why is letter Z last in the alphabet?
Because he is always sleeping!
What has a tongue, but no mouth?
A shoe!
“Waiter,waiter, there’s a small fly in my soup.”
“Sorry, shall I get a bigger one?”
