What do cows use to count with?
A cowculater!
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor! Every time I say something, I keep on forgetting it.”
Doctor: “When did you first notice this problem?”
Patient: “What problem?”
There once was a kid who was in school and needed to use the restroom so he asked his teacher. and she said yes but first you need to say the alphabet. so he said “A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z.” Then the teacher said “Well, where’s the P?”
“Running down my leg!”
Once, a poor little mouse fell off the counter and into a glass of soda.
Don’t worry; it was a soft drink!
What kind of sharks don’t eat girls?
Man-eating sharks!
Freddy the Frog went to a fancy resturant; what did he order?
French flies!
