What do you call a boy that just got on the bus?
Justin!
Why was the ant in the Hospital?
He had an ANTi- virus!
There was a man sitting under tree. Suddenly, a little sparrow came and sat on his shoulder. The man died. Tell me, how did this happen?
Because Little Sparrow was the name of the elephant!
How does Minnie Mouse get around town?
In a “Mini” Van!
Where does food go when it commits a crime?
Food Court !
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
To win the No Bell prize!
