What did the police cow say to another cow?
Mooooooooooooooove along nothiing to see here
What’s red and cold?
An apple in the freezer.
Did you hear about the karate master who joined the army?
I heard it was pretty bad. First time he saluted he nearly killed himself!
Why did the elephant sit on a fence?
It was time to fix it!
What did the owner say when the dog ran away?
Doggone!
Why is Elsa of Frozen not allowed to have a balloon?
A.Because she will let it go!
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