What’s black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, and red, and red, and red?
A panda, a zebra, a skunk, and a penguin fighting over a tomato, lipstick, and red apple.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer!
What did the chicken say to the human?
Don’t ruffle my feathers!
Why did Piglet look down the toilet?
To find Pooh.
What did the banana say to the hippo?
Nothing! Bananas can’t talk!
What has teeth but cannot eat??
A COMB!
