Why did the booger cross the road?
Because it was being picked on!
Why did the man switch jobs?
Because it made more cents!
Samir: Can you spell “blind pig”?
Ali: Of course, it’s “B-L-I-N-D P-I-G”
Samir: That’s wrong! A pig with two I’s can not be blind!
What’s the best bait for catching a catfish?
A mouse!
What kind of bug is optimistic?
The Firefly, because it’s always so bright!
What do you call it when Cinderella feels like singing?
Singderella!
