Knock Knock!!!!
Who’s There?
Hand.
Hand Who?
My Hand is stuck in the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water the plants!
What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purrple
What’s black, white and red all over?
Santa Clause covered in chimney soot!
What happens when a clown farts?
It smells funny!
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A BLACKBOARD!
