What did the cook give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot is stuck in the door!
Why did the baserunner go to jail?
Because he stole two bases!
What do priests say when dogs get married?
You may now lick the bride!
What did the candle say to the other candle?
Wanna go out tonight?
There is a guy smelling his computer. His mom walks by, and she asks him what he is doing.
He told her he was sniffing the Internet!
