Why couldn’t Betty Crocker sit down?
She burnt her buns.
What did the picture say to the wall?
I’m stuck on you!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
Because they don’t know how to cook!
Why was the guitar mad?
He was tired of being picked on.
What grade would insects get in school?
Probably all Bees!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
