What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You’re too young to smoke!
If you asked a dog what grows on trees, what do you think it would say?
Bark!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I got decked by a pack of cards!
Doctor: I will deal with you later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin your food will give you a tummy ache!
What is a frog’s favorite word?
TOADALLY!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing right now?
