What’s louder than a cat meowing
up a tree?
Two cats meowing up a tree!
A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way did the egg roll down?
Roosters don’t lay eggs!
What is a cow’s favorite subject in school?
Moooosic!
Where does a picture go after years of playing football?
The Hall Of Frame!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo Beep, Beep!
What did the bug say after he hit the windshield?
If I had the guts I’d do it again!
