Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin your food will give you a tummy ache!
What is a frog’s favorite word?
TOADALLY!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing right now?
Why did the man with no hands cross the road?
To get to the Second Hand shop!
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says, “Spit out your gum!” and a train says, “Chew chew!”
What will a cat say when you give it a nice meal?
The milk is purrrrrrrfect!
