Where does a picture go after years of playing football?
The Hall Of Frame!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo Beep, Beep!
What did the bug say after he hit the windshield?
If I had the guts I’d do it again!
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You’re too young to smoke!
If you asked a dog what grows on trees, what do you think it would say?
Bark!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I got decked by a pack of cards!
Doctor: I will deal with you later!
