Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub; I’m dwouning!
Which emergency vehicle ate ham?
The hambulence!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find his dog, Pluto!
What’s louder than a cat meowing
up a tree?
Two cats meowing up a tree!
A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way did the egg roll down?
Roosters don’t lay eggs!
What is a cow’s favorite subject in school?
Moooosic!
