What’s black, white and red all over?
Santa Clause covered in chimney soot!
What happens when a clown farts?
It smells funny!
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A BLACKBOARD!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A penguin dressed as Santa!
What do you call a smelly Santa?
Farter Christmas!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo who.
Cargo who who?
Noo, Don’t ya know that the cargo beep beep, not who who!
