What do you call a dog with no tail or head?
A hot dog!
What do you call a zombie who looks like you?
A dead ringer.
What is the tallest building in New York City?
The library, because it has the most stories.
What is the stinkiest pet ever?
An arm-pet (armpit)
Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll!
What did the police cow say to another cow?
Mooooooooooooooove along nothiing to see here
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