What did the candle say to the other candle?
You’re not a very bright one!
How do you fix a torn pizza?
With tomato paste!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck on the chicken’s foot!
Knock Knock!!!!
Who’s There?
Hand.
Hand Who?
My Hand is stuck in the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water the plants!
What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purrple
