What grade would insects get in school?
Probably all Bees!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne or shine I’m at your door!
What nationality are you when you’re in the restroom?
European!
GIRL: Doctor, help I was playing the clarinet when I swallowed it!
DOCTOR: It could have been worse; you could have swallowed the piano!
Where do cows stay when they’re on vacation?
Moooo-tels!
