Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda neighbors wake up!
Where did the math student eat his lunch?
At the multiplication table!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
U-nique up on him!
Tame way.
Tame way.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dots.
Dots who?
Dot’s the way uhuh, uhuh, I like it, uhuh uhuh!
There were three men in a truck. Their names were Poop, Manners,and Shutup, who was driving. Poop fell out of the back, and Manners went to get him. Shut up drove to a gas station. There was a police officer there.
The policeman asked his name to whom he replied, “Shutup”.
“What? Tell me your name!” The policeman demanded.
“Shutup!”
The police officer was really mad now. “Where’s your manners?” said the policeman.
“Outside picking up Poop!”
What did the snowman say to the other?
(Sniff, sniff) Do you smell carrots?
