What did one mathbook say to the other?
I really got a lot of problems!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
What’s the only room ghosts don’t go in?
A living room!
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because they will always be spotted!
What did the crowd say when the ghost sang?
Boo!
A skeleton walked into McDonalds and ordered a milkshake and a mop.
(Get it? The milkshake would just spill onto the floor when he drank it!)