What color is a burp?
Burple!
What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers?
Cinderellephant!
“Doctor, doctor!
I feel like a toilet!”
“Okay, I’ll get you something to flush it out of your system!”
Why can’t penguins fly?
They can’t afford plane tickets!
Your cat’s so fat it hopped on the scale, and it said,
To be continued…!
What do you call a turtle that flies?
A shell-icopter!
