How do you make seven an even number?
Remove the “S”!
Knock,knock
Who’s there?
Wonda.
Wonda who?
Fail every test and you’ll wonda up nowhere!
What do you get when you stick seven blondes in the freezer?
Frosted flakes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Why did the math book go to the therapist?
Because it had problems!
Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
