The teacher asked the boy, “Where is your homework?”
“I ate it. You said it was a piece of cake.”
Why do tigers eat raw meat?
Because they can’t cook!
A woman and her boyfriend were sitting next to each other. What did he say?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I next to each other.
What did one mathbook say to the other?
I really got a lot of problems!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
What’s the only room ghosts don’t go in?
A living room!
