What did one plate say to another?
Dinner is on me tonight!
What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop Music!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
A “w”!
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