What do you call a lumberjack wolf?
A timber wolf!
Why was the calendar excited?
Because it had a date!
What did the salad dressing say to the refrigerator door?
Close the door; I’m dressing!
Why was the ant confused?
All his uncles were aunts!
What do you call a magic owl?
Whooodini!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Beacause it saw the banana split!!
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