What did the skeleton say when he served dinner?
Bone appetite!
What has six wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Why are penguins so popular on the Internet?
Because they have Web feet!
Who’s a rock’s favorite boxer?
Rocky!
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunder wear!
Ronald: Why do bears paint there faces yellow?
Bob: I don’t know, why?
Ronald: To hide in banana trees!
Bob: What? I’ve never seen a bear in a banana tree!
Ronald: That’s because they paint their faces yellow!
