What did the pine cone say when he grew up?
Gee, I’m A Tree! (geometry!)
What are banana peels good for?
Slippers!
What did the skeleton order at the resturaunt?
Spare ribs!
What is a ghost’s favorite ride at a fair?
The scary-go-round and the roller ghoster!
What did the skunk do when he went in the house?
He odored everyone not to move!
What did one ice cube say to another ice cube?
You are so cool!
