Simple Simon: How do I get to the hospital quickly?
Smart Alec: Stand in the middle of the road.
Once a poor little mouse fell in a cup of soda.
Don’t worry, it was a soft drink!
One day a teacher asked everybody to say their name backwards like, Madison= Nosidam, or Jordan=Nadroj. Then she asked Simon, “Simon can you say your name backwards?”
No Mis!
What did one cucumber say to the other cucumber?
Boy, are we in a pickle!
What is a ghost’s favorite kind of jam?
Boo-berry!
What do you call a monkey holding a bomb?
A babboom!
