What is a ghost’s favorite ride at a fair?
The scary-go-round and the roller ghoster!
What did the skunk do when he went in the house?
He odored everyone not to move!
What did one ice cube say to another ice cube?
You are so cool!
How do you have a great space party?
You plan it! ( You planet!)
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
Doctor: I have some bad news and some worse news.
Patient: Give me the bad news.
Doctor: You only have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What could be worse then that?
Doctor: I tried to reach you yesterday!
