Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby Who?
Abby birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
Which state is the smartest?
Alabama: it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
Once there were two guys, Bert and Bob.
Bert: ” Bob, let’s get some ice cream.”
Bob: ” Surebert!”
What is the healthiest kind of insect?
Vitamin Bee!
What did the chicken wing say to the other chicken wing?
Let’s FLY!
What is the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty!