What did the announcer name his son?
Mike!
There was a boy and a teacher. The boy said: Will you punish me for something I didnt do?
The teacher said: No of course not!
The boy said…
Ok good, because I didn’t do my homework!
How tough is the meat in the school cafeteria?
It just challenged me to a fight after school!
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Plug its nose!
What’s louder than a
cat up a tree?
Two cats up a tree!
Why did the jelly bean go to school?
Because he wanted to be a smartie!
