What do you call a dog and a cat?
A dot!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vador?
An ele-vador!
What’s yellow on the outside, but gray in the inside?
A bus full of elephants!
What do you say to a runaway stop sign?
Stop, sign!
Why don’t rabbits need glasses?
Because they eat lots of carrots!
Why did the tomato change?
Because he saw the salad dressing too!
