What goes up and never comes down?
Your age!
What is a cat’s favourite song?
The Three Blind Mice!
There were nine cats on a boat. One jumped off; how many are there now?
None, because they were all copy-cats!
Knock, knock.
Who`s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Can you gorilla me a burger and fries?
How many flutes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but all the others stand around and say they could do it better!
Where do the cows go?
To the mooooooovies!
