What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go ahead, I’ll hang around!
What kind of tree stores food?
A pantree (pantry)!
What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock
What holds your toys and you go potty in it?
A toy-let!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he was not peeling well!
What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
Trombone!
