What words have the most letters?
Post office!
What does a turkey say when taking a bath?
Bubble, bubble, bubble!
Is the diamond the hardest thing in the world? Well, there’s something else. Can you figure it out?
It’s a Habit!
If you break the H, you still have A Bit
If you break the A, you still have bit.
If you break the B, you still have It!
If you break the H, you still have A Bit
If you break the A, you still have bit.
If you break the B, you still have It!
There was a very rich lady that was bossy and mean. Her husband didn’t like her much and said to go and learn something that would help her. When she didn’t reply, he bought a ticket to enter the Town Art Museum. The woman was very mad, but agreed to go if she got a diamond necklace when she came back. When she got to the main hall, she looked at one of the things that was framed and said to the guide, ‘Is this the disgusting-looking thing you call art?’ She asked. What did the guide say in reply?
“No, ma’am, that’s a mirror!”
What do you call a pig doing karate?
Pork chops!
Where do you find a dog without any legs?
Right where you left him.
