What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
Boonanas and Booberries
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Did you sneeze?
Why was the tree not feeling well?
Because it was a SYCAMORE tree!
Why can’t the flower ride his bike?
Because he lost his petals!
If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire what would they name their child?
Frostbite!
If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 apples and 3 oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
Very Large Hands
