What chocolate do they eat in space?
Milky-Ways and Mars bars!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood!
When is a fraction not a fraction?
When it’s a whole!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To show he wasn’t a chicken!
What did Mrs.Clause get for Christmas?
Panty Ho-ho-hose!
What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
GET A LIFE!
