Why was everyone mad at the pig crossing the road?
Because he was a road hog!
What do you say when you don’t know something?
I Dont Know!
What’s black, white and red all over?
An embarassed zebra!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…!
How much does it cost a priate to get his ear pierced?
A buccaneer!
You have a language assignment. You have to change language every time you go in a different room. If you’re in the kitchen, French. If you’re in your room, English.
And if you’re in the bathroom, European!
