Where did the rabbit go for breakfast
I Hop!
Did you know the wise men were fireman?
The Bible says it ” The wise men came from a fire!”
A panda goes into a restaurant and orders one of everything. After he eats he grabs a gun and shoots it, no one got hurt. So a waiter asks him ‘why?’ so the panda winks at him, tosses him a dictionary and leaves. So the waiter goes to see what the dictionary says and he finds a page about pandas, so he reads what it says:
‘The panda eats, shoots, and leaves.’
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper would make them sneeze!
What did the salad dressing say to the salad?
Don’t look at me I’m dressing!
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