Why did the bear cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation!
What’s the musical part in your body?
Your nose because you can pick it and blow it!
Why did the cow eat a chocolate bar?
Because it wanted chocolate milk.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Cow Wh–
MOO!!
(you have to interrupt the other person)
(you have to interrupt the other person)
Why don’t you ever see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales!
What chocolate do they eat in space?
Milky-Ways and Mars bars!
