Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
When is a farmer cruel to his corn?
At harvest time, when he must pull its ears!
Why did the golfer need a new glove?
Because he had a hole in one!
What do you do if your nose is running?
You go catch it!
Knock Knock..
Who’s There?
Rufus!
Rufus Who?
Roof is on fire!!
