Why did Santa Claus need new underwear?
Because his had Ho-Ho-Holes!
If the world were a jacket where would the cool people be?
In the hood!
Which pets sing?
Trumpets!
What has 100 legs and pointy toes?
A centipede doing ballet!
What runs but never goes out of breath?
A river!
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Peek.
Peek who?
Pikachu!
