How did Santa cross the road?
With his candy Cane!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off!
Ring, ring.
Who’s there?
The boy who couldn’t knock!
Do you know what it is? It has teeth but can’t bite…
A comb!
Why didn’t the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame dog just bit mah foot!
