What do you call a dog that is on fire?
A HOT DOG!
What is harder to catch the more you run?
Your breath!
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s Decembrrr!
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch its legs!
What smells funny?
Clown Pooh!
A girl says to her boyfriend, “Let’s get married!” The guy says yes. The second time she asks him to get married he says yes. The third time she asks him to get married he says no. The girl says, “Why not?”
The guy says, “Because if we get mad at each other, I don’t want to get divorced 3 times!
