Why don’t sea gulls fly over the bay?
If they did they would be bay gulls!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know if you don’t answer the door!
What did the guy say when he walked into bar?
Ouch! That hurts!!!!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crummy!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Atch…
Atch who?
Bless you!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
