Where do you learn how to make ice cream?
At Sundae school!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Shelby
Shelby who?
Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes!
What has 45 legs 32 eyes and 65 teeth?
I don’t know.
I don’t know either, but it’s crawling up your back!
Why don’t sea gulls fly over the bay?
If they did they would be bay gulls!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know if you don’t answer the door!
What did the guy say when he walked into bar?
Ouch! That hurts!!!!
