Why did the computer geek get rid of his cat?
He thought it would eat his mouse!
Why can’t a ghost tell a lie?
Because you can see right through it!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he might get a hole in one!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie!
Barbie who?
Let’s have a Bar-B-Que!
What goes Oh! Oh! oh!?
Santa walking backwards!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
European.
European who?
European in your pants!
