Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
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Orange you glad I’m all out of knock-knock jokes?
What is Santa Claus’ wife’s name?
Mary Christmas!
What’s Cleopatra’s favorite salad?
Caeser salad!
What kind of music do mummies like?
Wrap!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little ole lady who?
I didnt know you could yodel!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A penguin holding it’s breath!
