What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What is the first thing that the ape learned in school?
His ape,b,c’s!
What do you call a ghost when it gets too close to a bonfire?
Toasty ghosty!
Where did the little bug stay when his parents were on vacation?
He stayed with his ant!
Why didn’t the baby skeleton cross the road?
Because his mummy was not there!
What do you mean the school must be haunted?
The headmaster keeps going on about school spirit!
