Ram tells his condition to the doctor. After he is examined, the conversation went something like this…
DOCTOR:Your kidney has failed.
RAM: How can that be? It never went to school! From now on I will send it tuition!
What letters describe a slippery sidewalk?
I, C!
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on a head and I’ll go around!
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
To keep from falling in the cocoa!
Why did Superman go in to a sandwich?
To be a hero!
How do you know that Saturn has been married more than once?
Because she has a lot of rings!
