Why is a long nose only 11 inches long?
Because if it was 12 inches long, it would become a foot!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch!
What comes after one?
Another one!
What happened to the lobster when he walked into a pizza shack?
He became a crust-ation.
What did the sick banana say to its mother ?
I don’t peel good!
Why don’t lobsters share?
Because they’re shellfish!
