What has 45 legs 32 eyes and 65 teeth?
I don’t know.
I don’t know either, but it’s crawling up your back!
Why don’t sea gulls fly over the bay?
If they did they would be bay gulls!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know if you don’t answer the door!
What did the guy say when he walked into bar?
Ouch! That hurts!!!!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crummy!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Atch…
Atch who?
Bless you!
