What’s Cleopatra’s favorite salad?
Caeser salad!
What kind of music do mummies like?
Wrap!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little ole lady who?
I didnt know you could yodel!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A penguin holding it’s breath!
What did the man say to the bone when he was about to eat it?
Bone appetit!
What did the small traffic light say to the big traffic light?
Don’t look, I am changing!
