Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tanks.
Tanks who?
Tanks for everything!
What lives in the sea and carries people?
An Octobus!
What did the owl say to his friend as he flew off?
Owl be seeing you later!
What is a deck doing inside a house?
A deck of cards!
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You are too young to be smoking!
What do you call a snake that’s trying to become a bird?
A feather boa!