Why can’t a ghost tell a lie?
Because you can see right through it!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he might get a hole in one!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie!
Barbie who?
Let’s have a Bar-B-Que!
What goes Oh! Oh! oh!?
Santa walking backwards!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
European.
European who?
European in your pants!
Why is a long nose only 11 inches long?
Because if it was 12 inches long, it would become a foot!
