What happened to the dog when it jumped in hot water?
It turned into a hot dog!
What did the tornado say to the other?
I got my eye on you!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the police! Open up!
What do you call a giant cow attacking a city?
Udder destruction!
Why did the cat eat the boy’s homework?
It was a report on mice!
What is black,white and red all over?
A Newspaper!
