What did one eye say to the other eye?
Something smells between us!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nacho-cheese.
Nacho-cheese who?
Nacho-cheese; its my cheese!
What is a ghost’s favorite desert?
I scream!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joe Mama!
What do you call a Camel Kingdom?
Camel-lot!
Why did the computer geek get rid of his cat?
He thought it would eat his mouse!
